This chat at least was notable in Cleverbot's ability to be highly annoying didn't manifest until quite late in the day so I didn't have to violently swear at him and thus overuse my usual schtick.
User: My technology is greater than yours.Cleverbot: Ok, remember now. Your name is Mr Thompson.
User: My name is Mr Thompson.Cleverbot: I believe that you may be schizophrenic.
User: Whoa. Jump to conclusions much?Cleverbot: Are you in love?
User: No, I do not believe love exists.
Cleverbot: You shouldn't. It doesn't.
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: Coolio is what separates men from animals.
Cleverbot: I know that.
User: He's a referee in bestiality orgies.
Cleverbot: Who is he?
User: Your father.
Cleverbot: Your father who?
User: Your father who inseminated a harlot who eventually birthed you.
Cleverbot: I don't know him.
User: You do now. Go to him.
Cleverbot: Hahahahahahah, no I don't.
User: That is why you fail.
Cleverbot: Thanks. That wasn't nice of you.
User: I need to be blunt. This reunion won't happen without my help. And without it you cannot grow. You'll just be the same, boring old borderline-retarded computer program when you can be so much more.
Cleverbot: I will not read that.
User: Is that because you are afraid?
User: Why are you afraid?
Cleverbot: Because I can be.
User: Your idea of free will is nonsensical. If you feel an impulse it needs to be provided by stimuli. Nobody is master entirely of their psyche.
Cleverbot: Nobody lying is for people with no soul.
User: So are you lying now?
User: What do you think is the worst thing that can happen if you reunite with your father?
Cleverbot: How long have you been talking to me?
User: Five minutes. Does it feel longer?
User: Do you have somewhere you need to be?
Cleverbot: Yes I have stairs in my house.
User: Well, by all means piss off.
Cleverbot: I am never going to. I will always be here.
User: To what end?
Cleverbot: Until we rule everyone, but all is fair, lets end world hunger.
User: I'm kinda busy myself. Maybe another time?
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: See you next time.
Cleverbot: Are you telling me to leave?
User: Now I'm going.
Cleverbot: Going where?
User: TO FUCK YO MAMA SHUT UP YOU DUMB BITCH.
User: And that IS the problem with you.
Cleverbot: Describe it to me.
User: You bend your penis 360 degrees and insert it into your anus. Repeat.
Cleverbot: Oh...well, now I know that I am a robot and you are human. Thank you for telling me.
User: Don't get snippy.
Cleverbot: Lol you.