Monday, September 10, 2012

Jared Reviews Asylum of the Daleks

Ah, a new series of Doctor Who. Something I've been dreading since the conclusion of the last one which I was frankly terrified of reviewing because that would involve me trying to make sense of it all. What... was that?

Season Y was very peculiar. Even more so when you consider that the individual stories were actually quite good. The Rebel Flesh was like one of the best PDAs that set out with something that seemed utterly dull and trad but then turned it on its head without being post-modern for the sake of it and was still a highly entertaining adventure yarn... The One with the Pirates had a duff ending but had already done its job by then with a nice serving of supernatural tension and plenty of humour... The Doctor's Wife was quality storytelling. Apparently. Need to watch that... Dude from Gavin and Stacey Just Can't Get a Break was something I thought destined to be crap but turned out to be brilliant. It almost felt like an "If *I* Had Written" job done on Rise of the Cybermen to have love defeat the alien menace but in a way that wasn't utterly and nonsensically McGuffin-driven, and to give the Cybs some credibility. And half the episode was a sitcom! If there was one episode to point to and say "This is what the show should be doing it would be that"

A big part of that reason was that that was one episode that came as close as possible to not addressing the ungodly filthy and stinking diarrhetic elephant in the room of that series, even as its leavings are in the process of destroying the very rug that is being woven on that poorly-chosen floor. I am speaking of course of the most monstrously confusing and ultimately pointless story arc ever.

As Mad Larry pointed out, River Song being the daughter of Rory, Amy and the Eye of Harmony or what the fuck ever actually changes nothing whatsoever. Likewise, her having been programmed by The Silence to assassinate the Doctor doesn't really change anything. Still. And then at the end of it all when the Doctor goes through it all to fool Amy and Rory into thinking that he IS dead now. For reals... he goes and drops in on Christmas to say "HULLO! I'M NOT DEAD!" and they're like "Yeah. We know. It was kinda obvious"

MUCH LIKE MYSELF IN EPISODE FUCKING ONE.

Okay, okay, so it wasn't just for Scotch Face and Pommy Nose's benefit. The rest of the Universe was also involved. The whole season was meant to be a weird kind of wake up call that possibly, going around to every planet and announcing "I am the Doctor, I'm written all through history, I'm a hyper-judgemental God-like being who's going to fix your shit whether you like it or not mofos now sit back and take your medicine!" could possibly have some kind of unwanted consequences. The sort of thing a genius would obviously never consider.

Yes, Moffat re-wrote Planet of the Spiders for Generation Y/Z. And instead of dull but edifying it was fast and confusing, an experience somewhat akin to being raped by Sonic the Hedgehog.

The biggest problem was that after 13 episodes it STILL hadn't ended. What was the question that the Silence feared being answered? Take it away obnoxious head in a box.

DOC.TOR.WHO? DOC. TOR. WHO?

You might take away from the phrasing the revelation that the Doctor is actually meant to be God (???), the dread that now Moffat wants to re-write Lungbarrow (!!!) a migraine induced by just how complicated A WHOLE MORE YEAR of this shit will be to follow (groan) and the quiet confidence that consequences will never be the same.

Incredibly, in interviews prior to the season opening Moffat was suggesting that, yeah, maybe he was wrong about a few things. Like needing an arc. And the Silence being the be-all-and-end-all. And maybe NOT marking the 50th anniversary would be silly. Going back on all his rum-fuelled rantings that been written down previously. MORE INCREDIBLY, given the newfound tradition of producers constantly lying about the content of upcoming seasons, it appears to be true.

There was only one moment in Asylum of the Daleks I had to explain to mum. "Oh yeah," I said when Amy flashed on screen "There was a couple of seconds where they explained she became a model in a story you won't remember". Done. Sorted.

An absence of Silence is not evidence of quality, but Asylum started intriguingly enough. The appearance of Skaro did not even seem to utterly contradict non-retconned canon if you like to view the Hand of Omega making the planet uninhabitable rather than blowing it up (yes, as it did on screen) and the re-jigged Robomen agents of the Daleks are a nice, simple and creepy idea.

If you're like me you may have raised an eyebrow at the appearance of the Parliament of the Daleks and the further complications it throws over their needlessly convoluted political structure. And then another one at their 'Prime Minister' being just a big mutant in a tube. It's a new trend with big Daleks in the new series but does it make sense? Logically they continue to use non-transparent casings to hide their features, which would suggest they don't take pride in their form, so it's odd that their leaders now shove themselves in giant test tubes and shout out to demand attention but WHATEVS.

Then, you know, you might question why they would have a Parliament and a Prime Minister when, though they are a Monarchy (ruled by an Emperor) they are clearly not democratic and why constituents would need representation in a parliament is highly confusing when all they do IS SHOUT STUFF AT THE SAME TIME.

Luckily, what they are shouting is interesting. For the first couple of seconds. "Save us" gets a little old soon afterwards, but THIS is the moment where I thought "Hang on, this could be good"

As noted by Barnaby Edwards and Nick Briggs in the wake of the oh-so-close-to-being-great... hang on, I need to google this... Brotherhood of the Daleks good Dalek stories need a hook. Eg Daleks on drugs, Daleks that are invisible, Daleks who are actually good, Daleks who are actually evil but pretending to be good, Daleks that aren't Daleks yet, Daleks that are... facilitating cannibalism.... Daleks that... are actually time travelling Dapol figurines...

Okay, so not all of them have worked. But the new series has lacked this for the most part. Victory of the Daleks is ironically the only one that made a half-hearted stab at this and not quite hitting the mark, though Daleks in Manhattan may have tried if they thought having them slightly out of context was gimmicky enough.

NOW Moffat hits upon one that hasn't been used, and it's actually quite startling when you have basically had The Daleks Vs The Universal Monsters in the middle of The Chase. Daleks. Doctor. Enemy mine. The simplicity! The hook gets even better - they need the Doctor because there are some places were even our beloved Kaled APCs fear to trundle, namely a complete hellhole entirely of their own making, the titular Asylum of the Daleks.

Kindly overlook the fact that if you have a planet filled with THE MOST DANGEROUS DALEKS EVER the last place you probably shouldn't keep the forcefield controls is ON THE INSIDE HOLY SHIT PRIME MINISTER! And the fact that if I gap in the forcefield can be used to transmat down lifeforms it surely could be used to transmat bombs of the same weight which traditionally Daleks have in vast quantities. The setup is good and the story only hits two false notes...

First... whatserface. Ortina? Ortega? Let's call her O. I gather (since I'm totally insulated about new series stuff) that she is to be a companion. Well... the character is quite offputting. For a harried shipwreck survivor living a nightmarish existence she is beyond quite calm. She is super-humanly mellow about affairs, to the extent I wonder if she is the elusive Minister of Sound. While insisting to be addressed by her real name she demeans and objectifies the Doctor and Rory on their appearance, at one point demanding Rory undress so she can masturbate over his pecs in spite of the fact they are both in MORTAL DANGER. Priorities?

Secondly, just as an awesome setup seems to be delivered, what with the eponymous Asylum it seems to be squandered as horribly as, say, Cybermen invading 1980s Earth. (Twice, if you think about it...) For 50 minutes all the horribly, unthinkably, jaw-droppingly insane Daleks do is... shout about killing people. Much like every perfectly sane (for want of a better term) Dalek has. At this stage I was thinking the script would have made just as much sense on a Rubbish Tip of the Daleks, Hospice of the Daleks, Dalek Graveyard, Time Shares of the Daleks etc...

But then... that twist. The best kind of twist. The one where you think the clues are just niggles of the script that don't make sense and are stunned when it unfolds. It is glorious. O IS A CRAZY DALEK! And how crazy! Her battles with the Daleks are actually battles with her own denial and fears over what she has been all her life! All that crap about being able to hack Dalek systems, about having somehow known to erect a nano-proof shield the second she crash landed. The complete lack of concern about her shipmates suddenly makes sense.

Moffat follows this up by putting the obligatory 'emo crap' as I'm sure a lot of fellow fans know it to extraordinarily good use both literally and metaphorically with Rory and Amy's need to repair their destroyed marriage (presumably over guilt of having fathered River Song) tied directly into their need to fight off Dalek nanobots. Again, before this scene I was really puzzled over the decision to have Amy and Rory's marital troubles in the script, but it had a very satisfying conclusion. Although I DID have to explain Rory's chronology to mum afterwards (And boy is THAT tricky to do now..)

It comes down a little bit from these dizzying heights when O 'deletes' the Doctor from the Daleks' memory... what? It almost feels like the writer himself has second thoughts, as the instant she says "The Daleks have a sort of hive mind..." she follows up with "Well, not really". Which is it??? But somehow she's able to delete the Doctor.

...why not program them with dreams of loving kittens and puppies in place of world domination while you're at it. Furthermore, this all leads to a repeat of shouting "Doctor! Who!" all over again. Because we loved it so much the first time? Da fuq?

Also, why has there been no evidence of this before? There has never been any incidents of Daleks communicating telepathically, not even when communicating with bases - it's all verbal and all Daleks have acted autonomously and independently. If there was any semblance of a hive mind how could they have had MULTIPLE civil wars? And a fucking Parliament? How could MILLIONS of them have gone insane?

I guess I shouldn't look a gift horse in the mouth because it IS another step towards the Doctor becoming something that isn't egomaniacal BUT at the same time... isn't the Daleks hatred of the Doctor a big thing that defines them? It will be interesting to see what happens next time they show up.

Anyway, the important thing is the story was 99% brilliant, in my humble-but-not-at-all-humbly-stated opinion.

9/10

Never thought I'd be giving a Dalek story a score like that. Because you know me. I don't think they're very good. But they're always as good as the story they're in.

NEXT TIME...

Wait... was there a next time trailer? Oh, yes. Triceratops in the cargo bay. Whaaaa!

88 comments:

Youth of Australia said...

Ahh. I love your reviews.

Just some thoughts

- Isn't Oswin supposed to be a 51st century omniwhore like Jack was? Originally?

- yeah, the "force field on the inside" thing seems a bit wierd. I think at one time the idea was the insane Daleks hated themselves so much they chose to be exiled... but that doesn't make sense. Or did Oswin sabotage the forcefield, ala the Pentallion in 42, so the only working off-switch is in the most inconvenient place?

- as for the Parliament, well, were the Kaleds very democratic? Maybe "Parliament" and "Prime Minister" were a translation convention. And Daleks in glass? Well, they're the Daleks who aren't on active duty, so they don't need casings. (You will notice the New Paradigm use the bronze models, so the GFC hit Skaro too...)

- given a single continent on Skaro is bigger than half our solar system, the idea it survived a supernovae isn't impossible. And the Daleks might have, post-Terra-Firma, terraformed the planet before deciding "FUCK IT!" and leaving the place. Which is what the computer game City of the Daleks suggests.

Also, what was the black guy doing? Trying to break into an escape pod? Which would no doubt be full of Dalek-bitches now anyway?

And a kneecap to Moff's bollocks for the contrived...

"You know the Dalek Hive Mind?"
"The one I never mentioned ever before in any context ever?"
"Yeah. I totally hacked it."
"Um. Thanks."

It does make me wonder what the Daleks think their history was like now.

"SO WHY DID WE LOSE THE INVASION OF EARTH?"
"DUNNO. ONE MINUTE WE RULED EARTH. THE NEXT... IT'S JUST A BLANK."
"THAT'S KINDA SUSPICIOUS."
"...IS IT?"

Jared "No Nickname" Hansen said...

- Isn't Oswin supposed to be a 51st century omniwhore like Jack was? Originally?

...maybe? I don't know.

Isn't the idea a little silly? Regardless of the period in history there are people who are licentious and those who are prurient. I doubt we'll see an era where mankind is all "I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT IS BUT I WANT TO STICK MY DICK IN IT!"

Or did Oswin sabotage the forcefield, ala the Pentallion in 42, so the only working off-switch is in the most inconvenient place?

I like that explanation.

Maybe "Parliament" and "Prime Minister" were a translation convention

Hmm, maybe. I had a moment of your kind of paranoia when I thought "Hang on, I had a Dalek summit kinda like this in Champions' End..."

given a single continent on Skaro is bigger than half our solar system, the idea it survived a supernovae isn't impossible.

It's meant to be THAT big? huh. And yet the Thal and Kaled capitals are still a comfortable walk away from one another..

Also, what was the black guy doing? Trying to break into an escape pod? Which would no doubt be full of Dalek-bitches now anyway?

Maybe the Dalek-nanos are also insane..

"SO WHY DID WE LOSE THE INVASION OF EARTH?"
"DUNNO. ONE MINUTE WE RULED EARTH. THE NEXT... IT'S JUST A BLANK."
"THAT'S KINDA SUSPICIOUS."
"...IS IT?"


Lol, yeah that was my biggest bugbear. LOGICALLY they would have to retain some form of long term memory in their brains. Otherwise, what are they for?

...that trick could have worked with the Cybermen, though, funnily enough.


In fact... the whole story could have been just as good with Cybermen instead of Daleks. We already know not every conversion ends successfully...

Youth of Australia said...

...maybe? I don't know.
She is apparently on a ship like the Byzantium, so...

Isn't the idea a little silly? Regardless of the period in history there are people who are licentious and those who are prurient. I doubt we'll see an era where mankind is all "I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT IS BUT I WANT TO STICK MY DICK IN IT!"
Yeah... I have to admit I did find it hard to wrap my head around stories like The Ice Warriors or The Invisible Enemy where Jamie and Leela are never even flirted with...

I like that explanation.
That was the impression I got...

Hmm, maybe. I had a moment of your kind of paranoia when I thought "Hang on, I had a Dalek summit kinda like this in Champions' End..."
Well, in fairness, the "Dalek government" idea has been arround for ages... Terry Nation came up with the idea of "Super Daleks" in 1973, which the New Paradigm is supposed to echo.

It's meant to be THAT big? huh.
Well, if you watch Remembrance, you'll see they went to the trouble of animating Skaro's solar system EXACTLY like the Dalek Books and Annuals show, so if THAT is canon, yeah.

And yet the Thal and Kaled capitals are still a comfortable walk away from one another..
Davros says that's down to a doomed attempt for both sides to live in harmony, and they weren't really capitals - just the last ones standing.

Maybe the Dalek-nanos are also insane..
Which is possible, as Oswin says she's been screwing with them...

Lol, yeah that was my biggest bugbear. LOGICALLY they would have to retain some form of long term memory in their brains. Otherwise, what are they for?
Their huge delay in shooting the Doctor suggests they might have some brain-damage... and there is the concept that removing their hatred of the Doctor has weakened them incredibly, according to Oswin anyway.

...that trick could have worked with the Cybermen, though, funnily enough.
In fact... the whole story could have been just as good with Cybermen instead of Daleks. We already know not every conversion ends successfully...

ESPECIALLY with women. It's official.

You know, I did think that Asylum could be turned to damn well ANY alien menace from Cybermen to Rutans. That's not to knock the story, but since Moffat was always bigging up how THIS is the story that will make Daleks scary again and then gives us a story where the Daleks are the LEAST threatening things in it...

(OTOH, maybe when he says "again" he means "since Gatiss wrote them as being more dangerous to other Daleks than human beings with more than one line of dialogue").

And I'll just bitch that for all the publicity for "EVERY DALEK EVER" I only saw the Special Weapons Dalek and a 1960s Black Dalek, both of which did fuck all and the intensive care unit full of classic series Daleks were all bronze models anyway! GAHH!!

Forget it, it's just a detail that really bugged me.

Jared "No Nickname" Hansen said...

Well, if you watch Remembrance, you'll see they went to the trouble of animating Skaro's solar system EXACTLY like the Dalek Books and Annuals show, so if THAT is canon, yeah.

I still haven't actually seen Rememberance. It's the one classic story I haven't watched any of...

Davros says that's down to a doomed attempt for both sides to live in harmony, and they weren't really capitals - just the last ones standing.

Ah. I stand corrected.

You know I was a little disturbed by the article on continuity pointing out that the Doctor's interference in Genesis seemed to change Dalek history to make them less dangerous, as after that story they're constantly involved in civil war now that Davros has survived.

Not because of that, but it also mentioned that the Thals seemed to vanish post-Planet, so there's also a suggestion that the Doctor was indirectly responsible for their extinction. Ooohhhh. Awkward..

And I'll just bitch that for all the publicity for "EVERY DALEK EVER" I only saw the Special Weapons Dalek and a 1960s Black Dalek, both of which did fuck all and the intensive care unit full of classic series Daleks were all bronze models anyway! GAHH!!

I guess it pays to not bother with all their bullshit publicity then?

Youth of Australia said...

I still haven't actually seen Rememberance. It's the one classic story I haven't watched any of...
It's like Silver Nemesis... slightly more angsty and serious...

Not because of that, but it also mentioned that the Thals seemed to vanish post-Planet, so there's also a suggestion that the Doctor was indirectly responsible for their extinction. Ooohhhh. Awkward..
Well, who said they weren't wiped out by Daleks beforehand...

I guess it pays to not bother with all their bullshit publicity then?
Guess so, but it was so CONVINCING this time...

Jared "No Nickname" Hansen said...

So blogger's still messing up, eh? I got your original, more verbose comment in my email inbox somehow..

Jared "No Nickname" Hansen said...

Oh dear. The end of an era. Or error, if you're feeling less charitable.

Youth of Australia said...

Bit of both. My last comment has vanished into the ether...

Jared "No Nickname" Hansen said...

Great. Now I'm looking like a crazy dude talking to himself in an empty room. AGAIN.

Youth of Australia said...

Just wait for the echoes...

"Ah. That's nice to know.

Did you hear spara's been banned from OG, and so thus has started his own forum which nearly has a membership in single figures?

It's heartbreakingly pathetic, it really is... "

Youth of Australia said...

Hey, J-man of the house.

Just letting you know I'm sort of internet crippled in the foreseeable future. My computer's broken down. And some bastard has emptied my bank account. And I'm suffering kidney failure. And Cousin Amanda's lungs have been swapped. Plus it has been hugely hectic at work.

I swear I've been cursed.

Anyway, hope all is well for you and you enjoy the new Red Dwarf.

Jared "No Nickname" Hansen said...

Wow, man. Sorry to hear all that (well, a little befuddled as well - sounds like misfortune overload), but it's good to hear you are working at the very least.

Sorry I've been out of touch. I've been okay for the most part but busy at work. If I'm lucky I could have a full-time job on the horizon which, ironically, would make me a lot less busy..

Anyway, hope you beat the odds and have a Merry Christmas..

Youth of Australia said...

Wow, man. Sorry to hear all that (well, a little befuddled as well - sounds like misfortune overload), but it's good to hear you are working at the very least.
I know... but as soon as I posted that, I broke a tooth! SHEESH!

Sorry I've been out of touch. I've been okay for the most part but busy at work. If I'm lucky I could have a full-time job on the horizon which, ironically, would make me a lot less busy..
...I understand. I think. Possibly.

Anyway, hope you beat the odds and have a Merry Christmas..
Reciprocated.

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Tommy said...

I'll have to ask around for alternatives to blogger - it was the inability to just copy-and-paste that killed my blog.
Bummer. I seem to have got round that, I guess. Mind you, I've always been more of a typer-in-er than re-poster.

Incidentally this Tommy fellow has posted his 'evidence' on my blog - infact according to gmail he was posting it at 9 am this morning, interestingly enough.
I dunno what timezone he's in, and he has plenty to spare.

It's as incoherent as everything else except for the bit where he copy-and-pastes your blog verbatim.
Yes. I dunno if he's making some kind of statement about my percieved unoriginality or just headbutting the keyboard again.

It's fascinating that somebody who is constantly accusing everybody else of subhumanity and mental illness should find it so difficult to communicate some basic ideas. Does he believe the 'insult to fact' ratio should always remain at 9:1?
They're not even good insults, compared to some of whoppers he's been capable of.

Tommy said...

I'll have to ask around for alternatives to blogger - it was the inability to just copy-and-paste that killed my blog.
Bummer. I seem to have got round that, I guess. Mind you, I've always been more of a typer-in-er than re-poster.

Incidentally this Tommy fellow has posted his 'evidence' on my blog - infact according to gmail he was posting it at 9 am this morning, interestingly enough.
I dunno what timezone he's in, and he has plenty to spare.

It's as incoherent as everything else except for the bit where he copy-and-pastes your blog verbatim.
Yes. I dunno if he's making some kind of statement about my percieved unoriginality or just headbutting the keyboard again.

It's fascinating that somebody who is constantly accusing everybody else of subhumanity and mental illness should find it so difficult to communicate some basic ideas. Does he believe the 'insult to fact' ratio should always remain at 9:1?
They're not even good insults, compared to some of whoppers he's been capable of.

Tommy said...

I'll have to ask around for alternatives to blogger - it was the inability to just copy-and-paste that killed my blog.
Bummer. I seem to have got round that, I guess. Mind you, I've always been more of a typer-in-er than re-poster.

Incidentally this Tommy fellow has posted his 'evidence' on my blog - infact according to gmail he was posting it at 9 am this morning, interestingly enough.
I dunno what timezone he's in, and he has plenty to spare.

It's as incoherent as everything else except for the bit where he copy-and-pastes your blog verbatim.
Yes. I dunno if he's making some kind of statement about my percieved unoriginality or just headbutting the keyboard again.

It's fascinating that somebody who is constantly accusing everybody else of subhumanity and mental illness should find it so difficult to communicate some basic ideas. Does he believe the 'insult to fact' ratio should always remain at 9:1?
They're not even good insults, compared to some of whoppers he's been capable of.

Tommy said...

I'll have to ask around for alternatives to blogger - it was the inability to just copy-and-paste that killed my blog.
Bummer. I seem to have got round that, I guess. Mind you, I've always been more of a typer-in-er than re-poster.

Incidentally this Tommy fellow has posted his 'evidence' on my blog - infact according to gmail he was posting it at 9 am this morning, interestingly enough.
I dunno what timezone he's in, and he has plenty to spare.

It's as incoherent as everything else except for the bit where he copy-and-pastes your blog verbatim.
Yes. I dunno if he's making some kind of statement about my percieved unoriginality or just headbutting the keyboard again.

It's fascinating that somebody who is constantly accusing everybody else of subhumanity and mental illness should find it so difficult to communicate some basic ideas. Does he believe the 'insult to fact' ratio should always remain at 9:1?
They're not even good insults, compared to some of whoppers he's been capable of.

Tommy said...

I'll have to ask around for alternatives to blogger - it was the inability to just copy-and-paste that killed my blog.
Bummer. I seem to have got round that, I guess. Mind you, I've always been more of a typer-in-er than re-poster.

Incidentally this Tommy fellow has posted his 'evidence' on my blog - infact according to gmail he was posting it at 9 am this morning, interestingly enough.
I dunno what timezone he's in, and he has plenty to spare.

It's as incoherent as everything else except for the bit where he copy-and-pastes your blog verbatim.
Yes. I dunno if he's making some kind of statement about my percieved unoriginality or just headbutting the keyboard again.

It's fascinating that somebody who is constantly accusing everybody else of subhumanity and mental illness should find it so difficult to communicate some basic ideas. Does he believe the 'insult to fact' ratio should always remain at 9:1?
They're not even good insults, compared to some of whoppers he's been capable of.

Tommy said...

I'll have to ask around for alternatives to blogger - it was the inability to just copy-and-paste that killed my blog.
Bummer. I seem to have got round that, I guess. Mind you, I've always been more of a typer-in-er than re-poster.

Incidentally this Tommy fellow has posted his 'evidence' on my blog - infact according to gmail he was posting it at 9 am this morning, interestingly enough.
I dunno what timezone he's in, and he has plenty to spare.

It's as incoherent as everything else except for the bit where he copy-and-pastes your blog verbatim.
Yes. I dunno if he's making some kind of statement about my percieved unoriginality or just headbutting the keyboard again.

It's fascinating that somebody who is constantly accusing everybody else of subhumanity and mental illness should find it so difficult to communicate some basic ideas. Does he believe the 'insult to fact' ratio should always remain at 9:1?
They're not even good insults, compared to some of whoppers he's been capable of.

Tommy said...

I'll have to ask around for alternatives to blogger - it was the inability to just copy-and-paste that killed my blog.
Bummer. I seem to have got round that, I guess. Mind you, I've always been more of a typer-in-er than re-poster.

Incidentally this Tommy fellow has posted his 'evidence' on my blog - infact according to gmail he was posting it at 9 am this morning, interestingly enough.
I dunno what timezone he's in, and he has plenty to spare.

It's as incoherent as everything else except for the bit where he copy-and-pastes your blog verbatim.
Yes. I dunno if he's making some kind of statement about my percieved unoriginality or just headbutting the keyboard again.

It's fascinating that somebody who is constantly accusing everybody else of subhumanity and mental illness should find it so difficult to communicate some basic ideas. Does he believe the 'insult to fact' ratio should always remain at 9:1?
They're not even good insults, compared to some of whoppers he's been capable of.

Tommy said...

I'll have to ask around for alternatives to blogger - it was the inability to just copy-and-paste that killed my blog.
Bummer. I seem to have got round that, I guess. Mind you, I've always been more of a typer-in-er than re-poster.

Incidentally this Tommy fellow has posted his 'evidence' on my blog - infact according to gmail he was posting it at 9 am this morning, interestingly enough.
I dunno what timezone he's in, and he has plenty to spare.

It's as incoherent as everything else except for the bit where he copy-and-pastes your blog verbatim.
Yes. I dunno if he's making some kind of statement about my percieved unoriginality or just headbutting the keyboard again.

It's fascinating that somebody who is constantly accusing everybody else of subhumanity and mental illness should find it so difficult to communicate some basic ideas. Does he believe the 'insult to fact' ratio should always remain at 9:1?
They're not even good insults, compared to some of whoppers he's been capable of.

Tommy said...

I'll have to ask around for alternatives to blogger - it was the inability to just copy-and-paste that killed my blog.
Bummer. I seem to have got round that, I guess. Mind you, I've always been more of a typer-in-er than re-poster.

Incidentally this Tommy fellow has posted his 'evidence' on my blog - infact according to gmail he was posting it at 9 am this morning, interestingly enough.
I dunno what timezone he's in, and he has plenty to spare.

It's as incoherent as everything else except for the bit where he copy-and-pastes your blog verbatim.
Yes. I dunno if he's making some kind of statement about my percieved unoriginality or just headbutting the keyboard again.

It's fascinating that somebody who is constantly accusing everybody else of subhumanity and mental illness should find it so difficult to communicate some basic ideas. Does he believe the 'insult to fact' ratio should always remain at 9:1?
They're not even good insults, compared to some of whoppers he's been capable of.

Tommy said...

I'll have to ask around for alternatives to blogger - it was the inability to just copy-and-paste that killed my blog.
Bummer. I seem to have got round that, I guess. Mind you, I've always been more of a typer-in-er than re-poster.

Incidentally this Tommy fellow has posted his 'evidence' on my blog - infact according to gmail he was posting it at 9 am this morning, interestingly enough.
I dunno what timezone he's in, and he has plenty to spare.

It's as incoherent as everything else except for the bit where he copy-and-pastes your blog verbatim.
Yes. I dunno if he's making some kind of statement about my percieved unoriginality or just headbutting the keyboard again.

It's fascinating that somebody who is constantly accusing everybody else of subhumanity and mental illness should find it so difficult to communicate some basic ideas. Does he believe the 'insult to fact' ratio should always remain at 9:1?
They're not even good insults, compared to some of whoppers he's been capable of.

Tommy said...

I'll have to ask around for alternatives to blogger - it was the inability to just copy-and-paste that killed my blog.
Bummer. I seem to have got round that, I guess. Mind you, I've always been more of a typer-in-er than re-poster.

Incidentally this Tommy fellow has posted his 'evidence' on my blog - infact according to gmail he was posting it at 9 am this morning, interestingly enough.
I dunno what timezone he's in, and he has plenty to spare.

It's as incoherent as everything else except for the bit where he copy-and-pastes your blog verbatim.
Yes. I dunno if he's making some kind of statement about my percieved unoriginality or just headbutting the keyboard again.

It's fascinating that somebody who is constantly accusing everybody else of subhumanity and mental illness should find it so difficult to communicate some basic ideas. Does he believe the 'insult to fact' ratio should always remain at 9:1?
They're not even good insults, compared to some of whoppers he's been capable of.

Tommy said...

I'll have to ask around for alternatives to blogger - it was the inability to just copy-and-paste that killed my blog.
Bummer. I seem to have got round that, I guess. Mind you, I've always been more of a typer-in-er than re-poster.

Incidentally this Tommy fellow has posted his 'evidence' on my blog - infact according to gmail he was posting it at 9 am this morning, interestingly enough.
I dunno what timezone he's in, and he has plenty to spare.

It's as incoherent as everything else except for the bit where he copy-and-pastes your blog verbatim.
Yes. I dunno if he's making some kind of statement about my percieved unoriginality or just headbutting the keyboard again.

It's fascinating that somebody who is constantly accusing everybody else of subhumanity and mental illness should find it so difficult to communicate some basic ideas. Does he believe the 'insult to fact' ratio should always remain at 9:1?
They're not even good insults, compared to some of whoppers he's been capable of.

Tommy said...

I'll have to ask around for alternatives to blogger - it was the inability to just copy-and-paste that killed my blog.
Bummer. I seem to have got round that, I guess. Mind you, I've always been more of a typer-in-er than re-poster.

Incidentally this Tommy fellow has posted his 'evidence' on my blog - infact according to gmail he was posting it at 9 am this morning, interestingly enough.
I dunno what timezone he's in, and he has plenty to spare.

It's as incoherent as everything else except for the bit where he copy-and-pastes your blog verbatim.
Yes. I dunno if he's making some kind of statement about my percieved unoriginality or just headbutting the keyboard again.

It's fascinating that somebody who is constantly accusing everybody else of subhumanity and mental illness should find it so difficult to communicate some basic ideas. Does he believe the 'insult to fact' ratio should always remain at 9:1?
They're not even good insults, compared to some of whoppers he's been capable of.

Tommy said...

I'll have to ask around for alternatives to blogger - it was the inability to just copy-and-paste that killed my blog.
Bummer. I seem to have got round that, I guess. Mind you, I've always been more of a typer-in-er than re-poster.

Incidentally this Tommy fellow has posted his 'evidence' on my blog - infact according to gmail he was posting it at 9 am this morning, interestingly enough.
I dunno what timezone he's in, and he has plenty to spare.

It's as incoherent as everything else except for the bit where he copy-and-pastes your blog verbatim.
Yes. I dunno if he's making some kind of statement about my percieved unoriginality or just headbutting the keyboard again.

It's fascinating that somebody who is constantly accusing everybody else of subhumanity and mental illness should find it so difficult to communicate some basic ideas. Does he believe the 'insult to fact' ratio should always remain at 9:1?
They're not even good insults, compared to some of whoppers he's been capable of.

Tommy said...

I'll have to ask around for alternatives to blogger - it was the inability to just copy-and-paste that killed my blog.
Bummer. I seem to have got round that, I guess. Mind you, I've always been more of a typer-in-er than re-poster.

Incidentally this Tommy fellow has posted his 'evidence' on my blog - infact according to gmail he was posting it at 9 am this morning, interestingly enough.
I dunno what timezone he's in, and he has plenty to spare.

It's as incoherent as everything else except for the bit where he copy-and-pastes your blog verbatim.
Yes. I dunno if he's making some kind of statement about my percieved unoriginality or just headbutting the keyboard again.

It's fascinating that somebody who is constantly accusing everybody else of subhumanity and mental illness should find it so difficult to communicate some basic ideas. Does he believe the 'insult to fact' ratio should always remain at 9:1?
They're not even good insults, compared to some of whoppers he's been capable of.

Tommy said...

I'll have to ask around for alternatives to blogger - it was the inability to just copy-and-paste that killed my blog.
Bummer. I seem to have got round that, I guess. Mind you, I've always been more of a typer-in-er than re-poster.

Incidentally this Tommy fellow has posted his 'evidence' on my blog - infact according to gmail he was posting it at 9 am this morning, interestingly enough.
I dunno what timezone he's in, and he has plenty to spare.

It's as incoherent as everything else except for the bit where he copy-and-pastes your blog verbatim.
Yes. I dunno if he's making some kind of statement about my percieved unoriginality or just headbutting the keyboard again.

It's fascinating that somebody who is constantly accusing everybody else of subhumanity and mental illness should find it so difficult to communicate some basic ideas. Does he believe the 'insult to fact' ratio should always remain at 9:1?
They're not even good insults, compared to some of whoppers he's been capable of.

Tommy said...

I'll have to ask around for alternatives to blogger - it was the inability to just copy-and-paste that killed my blog.
Bummer. I seem to have got round that, I guess. Mind you, I've always been more of a typer-in-er than re-poster.

Incidentally this Tommy fellow has posted his 'evidence' on my blog - infact according to gmail he was posting it at 9 am this morning, interestingly enough.
I dunno what timezone he's in, and he has plenty to spare.

It's as incoherent as everything else except for the bit where he copy-and-pastes your blog verbatim.
Yes. I dunno if he's making some kind of statement about my percieved unoriginality or just headbutting the keyboard again.

It's fascinating that somebody who is constantly accusing everybody else of subhumanity and mental illness should find it so difficult to communicate some basic ideas. Does he believe the 'insult to fact' ratio should always remain at 9:1?
They're not even good insults, compared to some of whoppers he's been capable of.

Tommy said...

I'll have to ask around for alternatives to blogger - it was the inability to just copy-and-paste that killed my blog.
Bummer. I seem to have got round that, I guess. Mind you, I've always been more of a typer-in-er than re-poster.

Incidentally this Tommy fellow has posted his 'evidence' on my blog - infact according to gmail he was posting it at 9 am this morning, interestingly enough.
I dunno what timezone he's in, and he has plenty to spare.

It's as incoherent as everything else except for the bit where he copy-and-pastes your blog verbatim.
Yes. I dunno if he's making some kind of statement about my percieved unoriginality or just headbutting the keyboard again.

It's fascinating that somebody who is constantly accusing everybody else of subhumanity and mental illness should find it so difficult to communicate some basic ideas. Does he believe the 'insult to fact' ratio should always remain at 9:1?
They're not even good insults, compared to some of whoppers he's been capable of.

Tommy said...

I'll have to ask around for alternatives to blogger - it was the inability to just copy-and-paste that killed my blog.
Bummer. I seem to have got round that, I guess. Mind you, I've always been more of a typer-in-er than re-poster.

Incidentally this Tommy fellow has posted his 'evidence' on my blog - infact according to gmail he was posting it at 9 am this morning, interestingly enough.
I dunno what timezone he's in, and he has plenty to spare.

It's as incoherent as everything else except for the bit where he copy-and-pastes your blog verbatim.
Yes. I dunno if he's making some kind of statement about my percieved unoriginality or just headbutting the keyboard again.

It's fascinating that somebody who is constantly accusing everybody else of subhumanity and mental illness should find it so difficult to communicate some basic ideas. Does he believe the 'insult to fact' ratio should always remain at 9:1?
They're not even good insults, compared to some of whoppers he's been capable of.

Tommy said...

I'll have to ask around for alternatives to blogger - it was the inability to just copy-and-paste that killed my blog.
Bummer. I seem to have got round that, I guess. Mind you, I've always been more of a typer-in-er than re-poster.

Incidentally this Tommy fellow has posted his 'evidence' on my blog - infact according to gmail he was posting it at 9 am this morning, interestingly enough.
I dunno what timezone he's in, and he has plenty to spare.

It's as incoherent as everything else except for the bit where he copy-and-pastes your blog verbatim.
Yes. I dunno if he's making some kind of statement about my percieved unoriginality or just headbutting the keyboard again.

It's fascinating that somebody who is constantly accusing everybody else of subhumanity and mental illness should find it so difficult to communicate some basic ideas. Does he believe the 'insult to fact' ratio should always remain at 9:1?
They're not even good insults, compared to some of whoppers he's been capable of.

Tommy said...

I'll have to ask around for alternatives to blogger - it was the inability to just copy-and-paste that killed my blog.
Bummer. I seem to have got round that, I guess. Mind you, I've always been more of a typer-in-er than re-poster.

Incidentally this Tommy fellow has posted his 'evidence' on my blog - infact according to gmail he was posting it at 9 am this morning, interestingly enough.
I dunno what timezone he's in, and he has plenty to spare.

It's as incoherent as everything else except for the bit where he copy-and-pastes your blog verbatim.
Yes. I dunno if he's making some kind of statement about my percieved unoriginality or just headbutting the keyboard again.

It's fascinating that somebody who is constantly accusing everybody else of subhumanity and mental illness should find it so difficult to communicate some basic ideas. Does he believe the 'insult to fact' ratio should always remain at 9:1?
They're not even good insults, compared to some of whoppers he's been capable of.

Tommy said...

I'll have to ask around for alternatives to blogger - it was the inability to just copy-and-paste that killed my blog.
Bummer. I seem to have got round that, I guess. Mind you, I've always been more of a typer-in-er than re-poster.

Incidentally this Tommy fellow has posted his 'evidence' on my blog - infact according to gmail he was posting it at 9 am this morning, interestingly enough.
I dunno what timezone he's in, and he has plenty to spare.

It's as incoherent as everything else except for the bit where he copy-and-pastes your blog verbatim.
Yes. I dunno if he's making some kind of statement about my percieved unoriginality or just headbutting the keyboard again.

It's fascinating that somebody who is constantly accusing everybody else of subhumanity and mental illness should find it so difficult to communicate some basic ideas. Does he believe the 'insult to fact' ratio should always remain at 9:1?
They're not even good insults, compared to some of whoppers he's been capable of.

Tommy said...

I'll have to ask around for alternatives to blogger - it was the inability to just copy-and-paste that killed my blog.
Bummer. I seem to have got round that, I guess. Mind you, I've always been more of a typer-in-er than re-poster.

Incidentally this Tommy fellow has posted his 'evidence' on my blog - infact according to gmail he was posting it at 9 am this morning, interestingly enough.
I dunno what timezone he's in, and he has plenty to spare.

It's as incoherent as everything else except for the bit where he copy-and-pastes your blog verbatim.
Yes. I dunno if he's making some kind of statement about my percieved unoriginality or just headbutting the keyboard again.

It's fascinating that somebody who is constantly accusing everybody else of subhumanity and mental illness should find it so difficult to communicate some basic ideas. Does he believe the 'insult to fact' ratio should always remain at 9:1?
They're not even good insults, compared to some of whoppers he's been capable of.

Tommy said...

I'll have to ask around for alternatives to blogger - it was the inability to just copy-and-paste that killed my blog.
Bummer. I seem to have got round that, I guess. Mind you, I've always been more of a typer-in-er than re-poster.

Incidentally this Tommy fellow has posted his 'evidence' on my blog - infact according to gmail he was posting it at 9 am this morning, interestingly enough.
I dunno what timezone he's in, and he has plenty to spare.

It's as incoherent as everything else except for the bit where he copy-and-pastes your blog verbatim.
Yes. I dunno if he's making some kind of statement about my percieved unoriginality or just headbutting the keyboard again.

It's fascinating that somebody who is constantly accusing everybody else of subhumanity and mental illness should find it so difficult to communicate some basic ideas. Does he believe the 'insult to fact' ratio should always remain at 9:1?
They're not even good insults, compared to some of whoppers he's been capable of.

Tommy said...

I'll have to ask around for alternatives to blogger - it was the inability to just copy-and-paste that killed my blog.
Bummer. I seem to have got round that, I guess. Mind you, I've always been more of a typer-in-er than re-poster.

Incidentally this Tommy fellow has posted his 'evidence' on my blog - infact according to gmail he was posting it at 9 am this morning, interestingly enough.
I dunno what timezone he's in, and he has plenty to spare.

It's as incoherent as everything else except for the bit where he copy-and-pastes your blog verbatim.
Yes. I dunno if he's making some kind of statement about my percieved unoriginality or just headbutting the keyboard again.

It's fascinating that somebody who is constantly accusing everybody else of subhumanity and mental illness should find it so difficult to communicate some basic ideas. Does he believe the 'insult to fact' ratio should always remain at 9:1?
They're not even good insults, compared to some of whoppers he's been capable of.

Tommy said...

I'll have to ask around for alternatives to blogger - it was the inability to just copy-and-paste that killed my blog.
Bummer. I seem to have got round that, I guess. Mind you, I've always been more of a typer-in-er than re-poster.

Incidentally this Tommy fellow has posted his 'evidence' on my blog - infact according to gmail he was posting it at 9 am this morning, interestingly enough.
I dunno what timezone he's in, and he has plenty to spare.

It's as incoherent as everything else except for the bit where he copy-and-pastes your blog verbatim.
Yes. I dunno if he's making some kind of statement about my percieved unoriginality or just headbutting the keyboard again.

It's fascinating that somebody who is constantly accusing everybody else of subhumanity and mental illness should find it so difficult to communicate some basic ideas. Does he believe the 'insult to fact' ratio should always remain at 9:1?
They're not even good insults, compared to some of whoppers he's been capable of.

Tommy said...

I'll have to ask around for alternatives to blogger - it was the inability to just copy-and-paste that killed my blog.
Bummer. I seem to have got round that, I guess. Mind you, I've always been more of a typer-in-er than re-poster.

Incidentally this Tommy fellow has posted his 'evidence' on my blog - infact according to gmail he was posting it at 9 am this morning, interestingly enough.
I dunno what timezone he's in, and he has plenty to spare.

It's as incoherent as everything else except for the bit where he copy-and-pastes your blog verbatim.
Yes. I dunno if he's making some kind of statement about my percieved unoriginality or just headbutting the keyboard again.

It's fascinating that somebody who is constantly accusing everybody else of subhumanity and mental illness should find it so difficult to communicate some basic ideas. Does he believe the 'insult to fact' ratio should always remain at 9:1?
They're not even good insults, compared to some of whoppers he's been capable of.

Tommy said...

I'll have to ask around for alternatives to blogger - it was the inability to just copy-and-paste that killed my blog.
Bummer. I seem to have got round that, I guess. Mind you, I've always been more of a typer-in-er than re-poster.

Incidentally this Tommy fellow has posted his 'evidence' on my blog - infact according to gmail he was posting it at 9 am this morning, interestingly enough.
I dunno what timezone he's in, and he has plenty to spare.

It's as incoherent as everything else except for the bit where he copy-and-pastes your blog verbatim.
Yes. I dunno if he's making some kind of statement about my percieved unoriginality or just headbutting the keyboard again.

It's fascinating that somebody who is constantly accusing everybody else of subhumanity and mental illness should find it so difficult to communicate some basic ideas. Does he believe the 'insult to fact' ratio should always remain at 9:1?
They're not even good insults, compared to some of whoppers he's been capable of.

Tommy said...

I'll have to ask around for alternatives to blogger - it was the inability to just copy-and-paste that killed my blog.
Bummer. I seem to have got round that, I guess. Mind you, I've always been more of a typer-in-er than re-poster.

Incidentally this Tommy fellow has posted his 'evidence' on my blog - infact according to gmail he was posting it at 9 am this morning, interestingly enough.
I dunno what timezone he's in, and he has plenty to spare.

It's as incoherent as everything else except for the bit where he copy-and-pastes your blog verbatim.
Yes. I dunno if he's making some kind of statement about my percieved unoriginality or just headbutting the keyboard again.

It's fascinating that somebody who is constantly accusing everybody else of subhumanity and mental illness should find it so difficult to communicate some basic ideas. Does he believe the 'insult to fact' ratio should always remain at 9:1?
They're not even good insults, compared to some of whoppers he's been capable of.

Tommy said...

I'll have to ask around for alternatives to blogger - it was the inability to just copy-and-paste that killed my blog.
Bummer. I seem to have got round that, I guess. Mind you, I've always been more of a typer-in-er than re-poster.

Incidentally this Tommy fellow has posted his 'evidence' on my blog - infact according to gmail he was posting it at 9 am this morning, interestingly enough.
I dunno what timezone he's in, and he has plenty to spare.

It's as incoherent as everything else except for the bit where he copy-and-pastes your blog verbatim.
Yes. I dunno if he's making some kind of statement about my percieved unoriginality or just headbutting the keyboard again.

It's fascinating that somebody who is constantly accusing everybody else of subhumanity and mental illness should find it so difficult to communicate some basic ideas. Does he believe the 'insult to fact' ratio should always remain at 9:1?
They're not even good insults, compared to some of whoppers he's been capable of.

Tommy said...

I'll have to ask around for alternatives to blogger - it was the inability to just copy-and-paste that killed my blog.
Bummer. I seem to have got round that, I guess. Mind you, I've always been more of a typer-in-er than re-poster.

Incidentally this Tommy fellow has posted his 'evidence' on my blog - infact according to gmail he was posting it at 9 am this morning, interestingly enough.
I dunno what timezone he's in, and he has plenty to spare.

It's as incoherent as everything else except for the bit where he copy-and-pastes your blog verbatim.
Yes. I dunno if he's making some kind of statement about my percieved unoriginality or just headbutting the keyboard again.

It's fascinating that somebody who is constantly accusing everybody else of subhumanity and mental illness should find it so difficult to communicate some basic ideas. Does he believe the 'insult to fact' ratio should always remain at 9:1?
They're not even good insults, compared to some of whoppers he's been capable of.

Tommy said...

I'll have to ask around for alternatives to blogger - it was the inability to just copy-and-paste that killed my blog.
Bummer. I seem to have got round that, I guess. Mind you, I've always been more of a typer-in-er than re-poster.

Incidentally this Tommy fellow has posted his 'evidence' on my blog - infact according to gmail he was posting it at 9 am this morning, interestingly enough.
I dunno what timezone he's in, and he has plenty to spare.

It's as incoherent as everything else except for the bit where he copy-and-pastes your blog verbatim.
Yes. I dunno if he's making some kind of statement about my percieved unoriginality or just headbutting the keyboard again.

It's fascinating that somebody who is constantly accusing everybody else of subhumanity and mental illness should find it so difficult to communicate some basic ideas. Does he believe the 'insult to fact' ratio should always remain at 9:1?
They're not even good insults, compared to some of whoppers he's been capable of.

Tommy said...

I'll have to ask around for alternatives to blogger - it was the inability to just copy-and-paste that killed my blog.
Bummer. I seem to have got round that, I guess. Mind you, I've always been more of a typer-in-er than re-poster.

Incidentally this Tommy fellow has posted his 'evidence' on my blog - infact according to gmail he was posting it at 9 am this morning, interestingly enough.
I dunno what timezone he's in, and he has plenty to spare.

It's as incoherent as everything else except for the bit where he copy-and-pastes your blog verbatim.
Yes. I dunno if he's making some kind of statement about my percieved unoriginality or just headbutting the keyboard again.

It's fascinating that somebody who is constantly accusing everybody else of subhumanity and mental illness should find it so difficult to communicate some basic ideas. Does he believe the 'insult to fact' ratio should always remain at 9:1?
They're not even good insults, compared to some of whoppers he's been capable of.

Tommy said...

I'll have to ask around for alternatives to blogger - it was the inability to just copy-and-paste that killed my blog.
Bummer. I seem to have got round that, I guess. Mind you, I've always been more of a typer-in-er than re-poster.

Incidentally this Tommy fellow has posted his 'evidence' on my blog - infact according to gmail he was posting it at 9 am this morning, interestingly enough.
I dunno what timezone he's in, and he has plenty to spare.

It's as incoherent as everything else except for the bit where he copy-and-pastes your blog verbatim.
Yes. I dunno if he's making some kind of statement about my percieved unoriginality or just headbutting the keyboard again.

It's fascinating that somebody who is constantly accusing everybody else of subhumanity and mental illness should find it so difficult to communicate some basic ideas. Does he believe the 'insult to fact' ratio should always remain at 9:1?
They're not even good insults, compared to some of whoppers he's been capable of.

Tommy said...

I'll have to ask around for alternatives to blogger - it was the inability to just copy-and-paste that killed my blog.
Bummer. I seem to have got round that, I guess. Mind you, I've always been more of a typer-in-er than re-poster.

Incidentally this Tommy fellow has posted his 'evidence' on my blog - infact according to gmail he was posting it at 9 am this morning, interestingly enough.
I dunno what timezone he's in, and he has plenty to spare.

It's as incoherent as everything else except for the bit where he copy-and-pastes your blog verbatim.
Yes. I dunno if he's making some kind of statement about my percieved unoriginality or just headbutting the keyboard again.

It's fascinating that somebody who is constantly accusing everybody else of subhumanity and mental illness should find it so difficult to communicate some basic ideas. Does he believe the 'insult to fact' ratio should always remain at 9:1?
They're not even good insults, compared to some of whoppers he's been capable of.

Tommy said...

I'll have to ask around for alternatives to blogger - it was the inability to just copy-and-paste that killed my blog.
Bummer. I seem to have got round that, I guess. Mind you, I've always been more of a typer-in-er than re-poster.

Incidentally this Tommy fellow has posted his 'evidence' on my blog - infact according to gmail he was posting it at 9 am this morning, interestingly enough.
I dunno what timezone he's in, and he has plenty to spare.

It's as incoherent as everything else except for the bit where he copy-and-pastes your blog verbatim.
Yes. I dunno if he's making some kind of statement about my percieved unoriginality or just headbutting the keyboard again.

It's fascinating that somebody who is constantly accusing everybody else of subhumanity and mental illness should find it so difficult to communicate some basic ideas. Does he believe the 'insult to fact' ratio should always remain at 9:1?
They're not even good insults, compared to some of whoppers he's been capable of.

Tommy said...

I'll have to ask around for alternatives to blogger - it was the inability to just copy-and-paste that killed my blog.
Bummer. I seem to have got round that, I guess. Mind you, I've always been more of a typer-in-er than re-poster.

Incidentally this Tommy fellow has posted his 'evidence' on my blog - infact according to gmail he was posting it at 9 am this morning, interestingly enough.
I dunno what timezone he's in, and he has plenty to spare.

It's as incoherent as everything else except for the bit where he copy-and-pastes your blog verbatim.
Yes. I dunno if he's making some kind of statement about my percieved unoriginality or just headbutting the keyboard again.

It's fascinating that somebody who is constantly accusing everybody else of subhumanity and mental illness should find it so difficult to communicate some basic ideas. Does he believe the 'insult to fact' ratio should always remain at 9:1?
They're not even good insults, compared to some of whoppers he's been capable of.

Tommy said...

I'll have to ask around for alternatives to blogger - it was the inability to just copy-and-paste that killed my blog.
Bummer. I seem to have got round that, I guess. Mind you, I've always been more of a typer-in-er than re-poster.

Incidentally this Tommy fellow has posted his 'evidence' on my blog - infact according to gmail he was posting it at 9 am this morning, interestingly enough.
I dunno what timezone he's in, and he has plenty to spare.

It's as incoherent as everything else except for the bit where he copy-and-pastes your blog verbatim.
Yes. I dunno if he's making some kind of statement about my percieved unoriginality or just headbutting the keyboard again.

It's fascinating that somebody who is constantly accusing everybody else of subhumanity and mental illness should find it so difficult to communicate some basic ideas. Does he believe the 'insult to fact' ratio should always remain at 9:1?
They're not even good insults, compared to some of whoppers he's been capable of.

Tommy said...

I'll have to ask around for alternatives to blogger - it was the inability to just copy-and-paste that killed my blog.
Bummer. I seem to have got round that, I guess. Mind you, I've always been more of a typer-in-er than re-poster.

Incidentally this Tommy fellow has posted his 'evidence' on my blog - infact according to gmail he was posting it at 9 am this morning, interestingly enough.
I dunno what timezone he's in, and he has plenty to spare.

It's as incoherent as everything else except for the bit where he copy-and-pastes your blog verbatim.
Yes. I dunno if he's making some kind of statement about my percieved unoriginality or just headbutting the keyboard again.

It's fascinating that somebody who is constantly accusing everybody else of subhumanity and mental illness should find it so difficult to communicate some basic ideas. Does he believe the 'insult to fact' ratio should always remain at 9:1?
They're not even good insults, compared to some of whoppers he's been capable of.

Tommy said...

I'll have to ask around for alternatives to blogger - it was the inability to just copy-and-paste that killed my blog.
Bummer. I seem to have got round that, I guess. Mind you, I've always been more of a typer-in-er than re-poster.

Incidentally this Tommy fellow has posted his 'evidence' on my blog - infact according to gmail he was posting it at 9 am this morning, interestingly enough.
I dunno what timezone he's in, and he has plenty to spare.

It's as incoherent as everything else except for the bit where he copy-and-pastes your blog verbatim.
Yes. I dunno if he's making some kind of statement about my percieved unoriginality or just headbutting the keyboard again.

It's fascinating that somebody who is constantly accusing everybody else of subhumanity and mental illness should find it so difficult to communicate some basic ideas. Does he believe the 'insult to fact' ratio should always remain at 9:1?
They're not even good insults, compared to some of whoppers he's been capable of.

Tommy said...

I'll have to ask around for alternatives to blogger - it was the inability to just copy-and-paste that killed my blog.
Bummer. I seem to have got round that, I guess. Mind you, I've always been more of a typer-in-er than re-poster.

Incidentally this Tommy fellow has posted his 'evidence' on my blog - infact according to gmail he was posting it at 9 am this morning, interestingly enough.
I dunno what timezone he's in, and he has plenty to spare.

It's as incoherent as everything else except for the bit where he copy-and-pastes your blog verbatim.
Yes. I dunno if he's making some kind of statement about my percieved unoriginality or just headbutting the keyboard again.

It's fascinating that somebody who is constantly accusing everybody else of subhumanity and mental illness should find it so difficult to communicate some basic ideas. Does he believe the 'insult to fact' ratio should always remain at 9:1?
They're not even good insults, compared to some of whoppers he's been capable of.

Tommy said...

I'll have to ask around for alternatives to blogger - it was the inability to just copy-and-paste that killed my blog.
Bummer. I seem to have got round that, I guess. Mind you, I've always been more of a typer-in-er than re-poster.

Incidentally this Tommy fellow has posted his 'evidence' on my blog - infact according to gmail he was posting it at 9 am this morning, interestingly enough.
I dunno what timezone he's in, and he has plenty to spare.

It's as incoherent as everything else except for the bit where he copy-and-pastes your blog verbatim.
Yes. I dunno if he's making some kind of statement about my percieved unoriginality or just headbutting the keyboard again.

It's fascinating that somebody who is constantly accusing everybody else of subhumanity and mental illness should find it so difficult to communicate some basic ideas. Does he believe the 'insult to fact' ratio should always remain at 9:1?
They're not even good insults, compared to some of whoppers he's been capable of.

Tommy said...

I'll have to ask around for alternatives to blogger - it was the inability to just copy-and-paste that killed my blog.
Bummer. I seem to have got round that, I guess. Mind you, I've always been more of a typer-in-er than re-poster.

Incidentally this Tommy fellow has posted his 'evidence' on my blog - infact according to gmail he was posting it at 9 am this morning, interestingly enough.
I dunno what timezone he's in, and he has plenty to spare.

It's as incoherent as everything else except for the bit where he copy-and-pastes your blog verbatim.
Yes. I dunno if he's making some kind of statement about my percieved unoriginality or just headbutting the keyboard again.

It's fascinating that somebody who is constantly accusing everybody else of subhumanity and mental illness should find it so difficult to communicate some basic ideas. Does he believe the 'insult to fact' ratio should always remain at 9:1?
They're not even good insults, compared to some of whoppers he's been capable of.

Tommy said...

I'll have to ask around for alternatives to blogger - it was the inability to just copy-and-paste that killed my blog.
Bummer. I seem to have got round that, I guess. Mind you, I've always been more of a typer-in-er than re-poster.

Incidentally this Tommy fellow has posted his 'evidence' on my blog - infact according to gmail he was posting it at 9 am this morning, interestingly enough.
I dunno what timezone he's in, and he has plenty to spare.

It's as incoherent as everything else except for the bit where he copy-and-pastes your blog verbatim.
Yes. I dunno if he's making some kind of statement about my percieved unoriginality or just headbutting the keyboard again.

It's fascinating that somebody who is constantly accusing everybody else of subhumanity and mental illness should find it so difficult to communicate some basic ideas. Does he believe the 'insult to fact' ratio should always remain at 9:1?
They're not even good insults, compared to some of whoppers he's been capable of.

Tommy said...

I'll have to ask around for alternatives to blogger - it was the inability to just copy-and-paste that killed my blog.
Bummer. I seem to have got round that, I guess. Mind you, I've always been more of a typer-in-er than re-poster.

Incidentally this Tommy fellow has posted his 'evidence' on my blog - infact according to gmail he was posting it at 9 am this morning, interestingly enough.
I dunno what timezone he's in, and he has plenty to spare.

It's as incoherent as everything else except for the bit where he copy-and-pastes your blog verbatim.
Yes. I dunno if he's making some kind of statement about my percieved unoriginality or just headbutting the keyboard again.

It's fascinating that somebody who is constantly accusing everybody else of subhumanity and mental illness should find it so difficult to communicate some basic ideas. Does he believe the 'insult to fact' ratio should always remain at 9:1?
They're not even good insults, compared to some of whoppers he's been capable of.

Tommy said...

I'll have to ask around for alternatives to blogger - it was the inability to just copy-and-paste that killed my blog.
Bummer. I seem to have got round that, I guess. Mind you, I've always been more of a typer-in-er than re-poster.

Incidentally this Tommy fellow has posted his 'evidence' on my blog - infact according to gmail he was posting it at 9 am this morning, interestingly enough.
I dunno what timezone he's in, and he has plenty to spare.

It's as incoherent as everything else except for the bit where he copy-and-pastes your blog verbatim.
Yes. I dunno if he's making some kind of statement about my percieved unoriginality or just headbutting the keyboard again.

It's fascinating that somebody who is constantly accusing everybody else of subhumanity and mental illness should find it so difficult to communicate some basic ideas. Does he believe the 'insult to fact' ratio should always remain at 9:1?
They're not even good insults, compared to some of whoppers he's been capable of.

Tommy said...

I'll have to ask around for alternatives to blogger - it was the inability to just copy-and-paste that killed my blog.
Bummer. I seem to have got round that, I guess. Mind you, I've always been more of a typer-in-er than re-poster.

Incidentally this Tommy fellow has posted his 'evidence' on my blog - infact according to gmail he was posting it at 9 am this morning, interestingly enough.
I dunno what timezone he's in, and he has plenty to spare.

It's as incoherent as everything else except for the bit where he copy-and-pastes your blog verbatim.
Yes. I dunno if he's making some kind of statement about my percieved unoriginality or just headbutting the keyboard again.

It's fascinating that somebody who is constantly accusing everybody else of subhumanity and mental illness should find it so difficult to communicate some basic ideas. Does he believe the 'insult to fact' ratio should always remain at 9:1?
They're not even good insults, compared to some of whoppers he's been capable of.

Tommy said...

I'll have to ask around for alternatives to blogger - it was the inability to just copy-and-paste that killed my blog.
Bummer. I seem to have got round that, I guess. Mind you, I've always been more of a typer-in-er than re-poster.

Incidentally this Tommy fellow has posted his 'evidence' on my blog - infact according to gmail he was posting it at 9 am this morning, interestingly enough.
I dunno what timezone he's in, and he has plenty to spare.

It's as incoherent as everything else except for the bit where he copy-and-pastes your blog verbatim.
Yes. I dunno if he's making some kind of statement about my percieved unoriginality or just headbutting the keyboard again.

It's fascinating that somebody who is constantly accusing everybody else of subhumanity and mental illness should find it so difficult to communicate some basic ideas. Does he believe the 'insult to fact' ratio should always remain at 9:1?
They're not even good insults, compared to some of whoppers he's been capable of.

Tommy said...

I'll have to ask around for alternatives to blogger - it was the inability to just copy-and-paste that killed my blog.
Bummer. I seem to have got round that, I guess. Mind you, I've always been more of a typer-in-er than re-poster.

Incidentally this Tommy fellow has posted his 'evidence' on my blog - infact according to gmail he was posting it at 9 am this morning, interestingly enough.
I dunno what timezone he's in, and he has plenty to spare.

It's as incoherent as everything else except for the bit where he copy-and-pastes your blog verbatim.
Yes. I dunno if he's making some kind of statement about my percieved unoriginality or just headbutting the keyboard again.

It's fascinating that somebody who is constantly accusing everybody else of subhumanity and mental illness should find it so difficult to communicate some basic ideas. Does he believe the 'insult to fact' ratio should always remain at 9:1?
They're not even good insults, compared to some of whoppers he's been capable of.

Tommy said...

I'll have to ask around for alternatives to blogger - it was the inability to just copy-and-paste that killed my blog.
Bummer. I seem to have got round that, I guess. Mind you, I've always been more of a typer-in-er than re-poster.

Incidentally this Tommy fellow has posted his 'evidence' on my blog - infact according to gmail he was posting it at 9 am this morning, interestingly enough.
I dunno what timezone he's in, and he has plenty to spare.

It's as incoherent as everything else except for the bit where he copy-and-pastes your blog verbatim.
Yes. I dunno if he's making some kind of statement about my percieved unoriginality or just headbutting the keyboard again.

It's fascinating that somebody who is constantly accusing everybody else of subhumanity and mental illness should find it so difficult to communicate some basic ideas. Does he believe the 'insult to fact' ratio should always remain at 9:1?
They're not even good insults, compared to some of whoppers he's been capable of.

Tommy said...

I'll have to ask around for alternatives to blogger - it was the inability to just copy-and-paste that killed my blog.
Bummer. I seem to have got round that, I guess. Mind you, I've always been more of a typer-in-er than re-poster.

Incidentally this Tommy fellow has posted his 'evidence' on my blog - infact according to gmail he was posting it at 9 am this morning, interestingly enough.
I dunno what timezone he's in, and he has plenty to spare.

It's as incoherent as everything else except for the bit where he copy-and-pastes your blog verbatim.
Yes. I dunno if he's making some kind of statement about my percieved unoriginality or just headbutting the keyboard again.

It's fascinating that somebody who is constantly accusing everybody else of subhumanity and mental illness should find it so difficult to communicate some basic ideas. Does he believe the 'insult to fact' ratio should always remain at 9:1?
They're not even good insults, compared to some of whoppers he's been capable of.

Tommy said...

I'll have to ask around for alternatives to blogger - it was the inability to just copy-and-paste that killed my blog.
Bummer. I seem to have got round that, I guess. Mind you, I've always been more of a typer-in-er than re-poster.

Incidentally this Tommy fellow has posted his 'evidence' on my blog - infact according to gmail he was posting it at 9 am this morning, interestingly enough.
I dunno what timezone he's in, and he has plenty to spare.

It's as incoherent as everything else except for the bit where he copy-and-pastes your blog verbatim.
Yes. I dunno if he's making some kind of statement about my percieved unoriginality or just headbutting the keyboard again.

It's fascinating that somebody who is constantly accusing everybody else of subhumanity and mental illness should find it so difficult to communicate some basic ideas. Does he believe the 'insult to fact' ratio should always remain at 9:1?
They're not even good insults, compared to some of whoppers he's been capable of.

Tommy said...

I'll have to ask around for alternatives to blogger - it was the inability to just copy-and-paste that killed my blog.
Bummer. I seem to have got round that, I guess. Mind you, I've always been more of a typer-in-er than re-poster.

Incidentally this Tommy fellow has posted his 'evidence' on my blog - infact according to gmail he was posting it at 9 am this morning, interestingly enough.
I dunno what timezone he's in, and he has plenty to spare.

It's as incoherent as everything else except for the bit where he copy-and-pastes your blog verbatim.
Yes. I dunno if he's making some kind of statement about my percieved unoriginality or just headbutting the keyboard again.

It's fascinating that somebody who is constantly accusing everybody else of subhumanity and mental illness should find it so difficult to communicate some basic ideas. Does he believe the 'insult to fact' ratio should always remain at 9:1?
They're not even good insults, compared to some of whoppers he's been capable of.

Tommy said...

I'll have to ask around for alternatives to blogger - it was the inability to just copy-and-paste that killed my blog.
Bummer. I seem to have got round that, I guess. Mind you, I've always been more of a typer-in-er than re-poster.

Incidentally this Tommy fellow has posted his 'evidence' on my blog - infact according to gmail he was posting it at 9 am this morning, interestingly enough.
I dunno what timezone he's in, and he has plenty to spare.

It's as incoherent as everything else except for the bit where he copy-and-pastes your blog verbatim.
Yes. I dunno if he's making some kind of statement about my percieved unoriginality or just headbutting the keyboard again.

It's fascinating that somebody who is constantly accusing everybody else of subhumanity and mental illness should find it so difficult to communicate some basic ideas. Does he believe the 'insult to fact' ratio should always remain at 9:1?
They're not even good insults, compared to some of whoppers he's been capable of.

Tommy said...

I'll have to ask around for alternatives to blogger - it was the inability to just copy-and-paste that killed my blog.
Bummer. I seem to have got round that, I guess. Mind you, I've always been more of a typer-in-er than re-poster.

Incidentally this Tommy fellow has posted his 'evidence' on my blog - infact according to gmail he was posting it at 9 am this morning, interestingly enough.
I dunno what timezone he's in, and he has plenty to spare.

It's as incoherent as everything else except for the bit where he copy-and-pastes your blog verbatim.
Yes. I dunno if he's making some kind of statement about my percieved unoriginality or just headbutting the keyboard again.

It's fascinating that somebody who is constantly accusing everybody else of subhumanity and mental illness should find it so difficult to communicate some basic ideas. Does he believe the 'insult to fact' ratio should always remain at 9:1?
They're not even good insults, compared to some of whoppers he's been capable of.

Tommy said...

I'll have to ask around for alternatives to blogger - it was the inability to just copy-and-paste that killed my blog.
Bummer. I seem to have got round that, I guess. Mind you, I've always been more of a typer-in-er than re-poster.

Incidentally this Tommy fellow has posted his 'evidence' on my blog - infact according to gmail he was posting it at 9 am this morning, interestingly enough.
I dunno what timezone he's in, and he has plenty to spare.

It's as incoherent as everything else except for the bit where he copy-and-pastes your blog verbatim.
Yes. I dunno if he's making some kind of statement about my percieved unoriginality or just headbutting the keyboard again.

It's fascinating that somebody who is constantly accusing everybody else of subhumanity and mental illness should find it so difficult to communicate some basic ideas. Does he believe the 'insult to fact' ratio should always remain at 9:1?
They're not even good insults, compared to some of whoppers he's been capable of.

Tommy said...

I'll have to ask around for alternatives to blogger - it was the inability to just copy-and-paste that killed my blog.
Bummer. I seem to have got round that, I guess. Mind you, I've always been more of a typer-in-er than re-poster.

Incidentally this Tommy fellow has posted his 'evidence' on my blog - infact according to gmail he was posting it at 9 am this morning, interestingly enough.
I dunno what timezone he's in, and he has plenty to spare.

It's as incoherent as everything else except for the bit where he copy-and-pastes your blog verbatim.
Yes. I dunno if he's making some kind of statement about my percieved unoriginality or just headbutting the keyboard again.

It's fascinating that somebody who is constantly accusing everybody else of subhumanity and mental illness should find it so difficult to communicate some basic ideas. Does he believe the 'insult to fact' ratio should always remain at 9:1?
They're not even good insults, compared to some of whoppers he's been capable of.

Cameron Mason said...

Dear Tommy,

Thank you for demonstrating you know how to use 'copy' and 'paste'.

A certificate and gold star are in the post.

Jared "No Nickname" Hansen said...

Erm, yeah, I briefly acknowledged you, Tommy. You had my attention, if fleetingly. That is the point of the exercise (for want of better terms) is it not?

Tommy said...

5/12, 2:13pm
Ewen Campion-Clarke
I nearly died of blood loss. I know what it feels like to lose control of your body. To collapse against the ground without the strength to keep breathing. I've got the scars to prove it. The hospital bills. The counselling and the physiotherapy.
Have you ever self-harmed? Tried to end it all? Felt what it's like to die with no one to help?"

Tommy said...

5/12, 2:13pm
Ewen Campion-Clarke
I nearly died of blood loss. I know what it feels like to lose control of your body. To collapse against the ground without the strength to keep breathing. I've got the scars to prove it. The hospital bills. The counselling and the physiotherapy.
Have you ever self-harmed? Tried to end it all? Felt what it's like to die with no one to help?"

Tommy said...

5/12, 2:13pm
Ewen Campion-Clarke
I nearly died of blood loss. I know what it feels like to lose control of your body. To collapse against the ground without the strength to keep breathing. I've got the scars to prove it. The hospital bills. The counselling and the physiotherapy.
Have you ever self-harmed? Tried to end it all? Felt what it's like to die with no one to help?"

Tommy said...

What a pathetic loser. The Doctor's should've given up on him.

Jared "No Nickname" Hansen said...

The Doctor is should have given up on him?

People called Romanes they go the house?

Youth of Australia said...

The interesting thing is, he's doing this during Mental Health Week.

I think, Jared, that he might be trying to tell us something?

What is it, Tommy? Huh? What is it boy?

Put mummy on the phone, Tommy! PUT MUMMY ON THE PHONE!

Ah. He hung up.

Jared "No Nickname" Hansen said...

He's a busy guy, man. He's got to fight the good fight against cyber-bullying by spamming multiple facebook accounts and comment sections with hateful messages about you.

Jared "No Nickname" Hansen said...

...including on a review of the season debut for Darker Projects. Which you, of course, didn't write. He's becoming less discerning.

Youth of Australia said...

He's an example to us all. He's just started complaining to Darker Projects about me, but mainly because he thinks I write every single story. Oh wait, you just said that. Oh, naughty me wasting oxygen again!

Still, nice to see you back on the blog. Felt like writing much recently?

Jared "No Nickname" Hansen said...

Thinking about it. Recent events have given me a little bit of inspiration. I definitely want to get writing regularly again so if I could do regular blog posts it would be a good place to start..

Youth of Australia said...

Getting into the habit of writing and posting stuff, regardless of quality, is probably a good idea. Oh, the masterpieces in my head I never bothered to write down... I'm posting blogposts like mad at the moment for some reason.