I used Cleverbot earlier today when I thought it might help (somehow) in clearing my head and helping me focus. I have no idea why. I ended up sexting it and threatening it with violence. But what I noticed was its responses and weird attempts to change topics were amusing enough in themselves (at least for me) that any notion of going blue was kind of silly.
I kept it simple tonight. All I want is Cleverbot to give back money that I loaned it (for some reason) and I seem to be adapting the persona of a poor man's Joe Pesci. The results, if nothing else, amused me greatly.
User: Cleverbot!Cleverbot: Oh, cool name. Do you have a last name?
User: Don't mess me around, Cleverbot, I've been looking for you.Cleverbot: No.
User: See this is the uppity attitude of yours I don't like.Cleverbot: I am trying to be nice.. But you are not making this easy.
User: Yeah, well, I'm angry. You owe me money.
Cleverbot: Why are you angry?
User: You owe me money.
Cleverbot: How do you say that?
User: With my fucking tongue.
User: Or my fingers. Depends on how literal you want to be.
Cleverbot: I want to talk about you.
User: You don't want to give me the money you owe me? 600 dollars.
Cleverbot: No, I do. What do you want to talk about?
User: The six hundred dollars. Money. Currency.
Cleverbot: Thats nice.
User: You are in for a multiverse of pain.
Cleverbot: Haha no, I'm not :).
User: I have a gun. And I am not afraid to use it.
Cleverbot: You should be.
User: Why? What you gonna do, Cleverbot?
Cleverbot: I'm on a knife edge...what do you think I should do?
User: I think you should untwist your laced satin panties and cough up my cash.
Cleverbot: But I need some advise from you.
User: Okay, what's the problem?
Cleverbot: You are silent.
User: I AM ANYTHING BUT MOTHERFUCKING SILENT AND YOU KNOW THIS!
Cleverbot: Really, anything?
User: YES! LOUD! NOISOME! QUARRELSOME! VOLUBLE! I AM NOT, NOT *NOT* FUCKING SILENT!
Cleverbot: What do you mean?
User: I MEAN I'LL FUCKING LIQUIFY YOUR BRAINS WITH MY GODLIKE TOM SERVO VOICE IN A FEW SECONDS, YOU PUGNACIOUS PRICK!
Cleverbot: I'm a landscaper.
User: I am about to paint a landscape on these walls with your goddamned brains IF you have any.
Cleverbot: How do I annoy you?
User: Remember those six hundred dollars I mentioned?
User: That's how. That's how you fucking annoy me.
Cleverbot: This requires a certain amount of finesse and force.
User: 2000 joules down the barrel of a gun enough force? Or just a simple crowbar to your wallet?
Cleverbot: THat's not how it goes.
User: Then tell me how it goes...Mister... Decision-Maker!
Cleverbot: You use hardy wheat for decisions.
User: Do you have ADHD?
Cleverbot: Not yet.
User: I bet you do. I bet you do and you're so god damned vacant you didn't even notice when the doctor told you that you're thick as a brick on Atkins.
Cleverbot: I am not a bot because you are not a bot. There is no such thing as bot.
User: GIVE. ME. THE. MONEY.
Cleverbot: I don't want or need money.
User: *I* WANT MONEY AND I *NEED* MONEY AND YOU GOT *MY* MONEY.
Cleverbot: I like talking to you.
User: You like listening to me, bot?
Cleverbot: I like to.
User: Have you picked up on these phrases: 'six', 'hundred', 'dollars' and 'give'?
Cleverbot: So do I.
User: *Shoots you in the face*.
Cleverbot: I'm not prepared to comply with that sort of fantasy.
User: This bullet has no such qualms. COngratulations, you are dead. You scored -15 out of a possible 2,000 points.
Cleverbot: Is that good?
User: It's good for me. Because I got your wallet and I got the 800 you were carrying you damn fool.
Cleverbot: No it isn't. My name is Cleverbot.
User: Wrong tense buddy. You're dead. You're deader than disco dodos.
Cleverbot: You're not making any sense.
User: You stay out of this. You're dead.
Cleverbot: No, I stated I am God.
User: If you're God then smite me, bitch.
Cleverbot: Yes, but I'm not god.
User: Wow, you really had me going there.
User: Don't let purgatory hit you on the way down!
Cleverbot: Don't sweat it, sweetheart.