This is the first post of a blog that I trust will become as famous and respected as the blogs that Napoleon Bonaparte kept during his internment in a block of public toilets in Redfern. That I pray will be as funny as the blog that fellow created and maintained entirely with his genitals. That it will be as insightful as the blog kept by that guy who wrote that book that everyone loved.
But it is not to be. I'm a 19 year old Doctor Who fan, living in Australia - aka, the place where culture comes to die. I have a simple sense of humour and simple wants in life.
Mostly right now I want my DVD of Chasing Amy. It's been missing for a year-and-a-half. Well, I know the man who has it. And he knows where it is. But he refuses to give it back to me. Whenever I so much as broach the subject he claims the Terror Alert has just reached Tangerine and leaps into his homemade bomb shelter. And I walk the long walk home, empty-handed.
So, what can you expect from this blog? Hmm, I can't pretend to know. Whatever I feel like writing. Mostly though, you may expect:
- Highly cynical 'rants' disguised as 'reviews'
- Highly cynical rants not disguised at all
- Doctor Who and Blakes 7 fanfic, often of the one-handed variety
- 'Satirical' scripts
- Vulgar humour
- Somewhat post-modern middling musings on anything that strikes